I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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