People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
honey bunches of taint.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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