I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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