I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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