Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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