totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do plants get herpes?
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