Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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