Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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