Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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