everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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