I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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