I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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