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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??

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• (310): View more from California

  Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.

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• (650): View more from California

  He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.

  (1-601): View more from Mississippi

  Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.

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