You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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