when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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