these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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