Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
