she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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