The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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