I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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