Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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