Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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