I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
smell my finger.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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