Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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