would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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