your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sorry about my life...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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