You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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