My nipple is on Facebook.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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