LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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