so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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