i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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