It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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