He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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