If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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