have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
