Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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