Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
