I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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