I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
