I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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