how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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