I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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