white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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