Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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