How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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