i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
