Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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