I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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