I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
