Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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